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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Spot a Virgin!

Although it sounds easy, spotting virgins can sometimes be quite difficult. With girls, unless directly inspected, it is almost impossible to tell. Behaviourally, non-virgin and virgin girls aren't all that different. While girls that are flirtacious or act slutty are certainly not virgins; shy and quiet girls are often not virgins either (especially if they are attractive). With guys, while there is no physical indicator of sexual intercourse, there are several behavioural clues which should tip you off.

How to tell if a girl is a virgin

Anatomically

The best way to check if a girl is still a virgin is to inspect her hymen. Unfortunatley, many girls will become offended if you attempt to do this. This is especially true if you attempt it in public. Even if you are able to inspect the hymen, it is not a foolproof method of assuring virginity. Occasionally the hymen can break prior to sexual intercourse due to activities such as horseback riding or the use of sex toys such as dildos. Chances are though, if a girl is using sex toys on herself, she is probably fucking anyways. Also, some girls who have started fucking still have an intact hymen. This is due to fucking guys with very small cocks. These girls are likely to be ugly anyways because hot girls only fuck guys that are hung like horses (as a side note, to experience similar feelings and unable to get guys hung like horses, ugly girls will actually resort to fucking horses). Anyways, despite exceptions, the intact hymen is a fairly reliable method of determining female virginity.

image If a girl looks like this, she is almost certainly not a virgin

Appearence

If a girl is hot, you can almost guarantee that she is not a virgin (unless she comes from a religious family, in which case she is probably still fucking but just says she is a virgin). Virgin girls are almost always ugly but this does not mean that all ugly chicks are virgins. In fact, the sluttiest girls tend to be ugly because it is the only way that guys will pay any attention to them. Street hookers are ugly and look at how much sex they have had. Looks can really only be used to rule out virginity. Some guys are desperate enough to fuck even the ugliest women. Also, most school girls are virgin, but it's depend on her environments. Unlike hymen inspection, appearance is only good in ruling out virginity and is not an accurate method of testing for it.

image But don't assume she's a virgin even if she looks like this. There are some guys out there desperate enough to fuck anything with a cunt on it. Also, some guys are into that sort of thing.

Behaviour

There are some behavioural clues that indicate female virginity. This includes having a feminist ideology or being very religious. Strangely enough feminists and religious people are often both against sex (although for very different reasons). Feminists believe that sex exploits women and religions usually believe that sex is a sin. If girls display either (or rarely both) of these behaviours then there is a good chance of virginity. Psychologists have argued that this behaviour actually results from a third factor and that girls don't really stay virgins for the reasons they say they do. Instead they argue that due to ugliness, these girls are unable to have sex, or at least sex with someone half decent. Instead of becoming cheap whores, which many girls do, they instead attempt to justify their involuntary celibacy and declare sex immoral. Jealous of the intimacy they are not having, they seek to prevent the rest of us from having any fun.

 

How to tell if a guy is a virgin

Anatomically

Unlike females, there is no physical indicator that can determine if a male has had sex or not. Fortunatly, for most of you girls out there, it is actually far easier to tell if a guy is a virgin than if a girl is. Virgin guys tend to share a group of physical traits that often prevent them from having sex. The behavioural clues are an even stronger indicator of virginity. With obvious behavioural clues and often a different physical appearence, females do not even need this clue to tell if a guy is a virgin.

image Here's one cool cat, its easy to tell this one isn't a virgin

Appearance

Virgin guys tend to have a unique appearance when compared to other males. They tend to be shorter on average than non-virgins. More importantly though, virgins are universally weak. They have very little muscle mass and are often weaker than females. They can be any size but they are normally skinny little scrawnbags or they are fat asses. They also have very small penises.

Behaviour

Male virgins also share a unique pattern of behaviour that is almost universal in all of them. This includes cowardice, feminimity, social and sexual ineptness, poor motor co-ordination, and passivity. They are usually afraid of women and in the rare case that a woman will show interest in them, they will go through great lengths to please them. Although they are often afraid of women, most shrinks agree that male virgins do desire relationships with the opposite sex. They are usually just unable to handle a relationship with a woman because they lack the social and sexual skills to keep her satisfied. As a result they often resort to wuss-like behaviour in order to keep any woman they do get around. Some of these behaviours include kissing her ass, acting like a woman, being a needy wussbag, buying her shit, begging women to go out with them, and being sensitive. Unfortunatly this usually backfires and the woman will usually leave the virgin nerd for a smooth talking tank.

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