'My pen-drive was like the male anatomy known as a *tut*, well to put it in scientific terms, penis. I slide a button and presto, it is erect, waiting to be inserted into the port hole. The USB port can be seen as the female anatomy scientifically known as the vagina; it is ready for the pen-drive to be plunged inside. My pen-drive had been everywhere, just like a man could be everywhere with women having unprotected intercourse. And because of this it had caught a virus, as a man could catch all forms of sexual diseases. In turn my pen-drive passed on its virus to all the computers it had contact with, just like a man having a sexual disease and continuing to have unprotected sex would spread his disease to unsuspecting women'.
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